clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

(via foshoitsnikki)

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walmarts:

I hate shopping for these baggies because I don’t know if I want the ones that come with cookies or the ones that come with vegetables

(via officialunitedstates)

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comakid:

ive got friends in all the right places 

(via oldcoldweepermsbeliever)

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spankmehardbarry:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i thought it said “no gods no kings no hamsters” and i was ready to call bullshit

(Source: blazepress.com, via oldcoldweepermsbeliever)

Timestamp: 1413858407

carriehopefletcher:

cymplii-me:

They Know NOT!

This is SO true!

(via theroadtorecoveryy)

Timestamp: 1413858237